Undergrad

You know she majored in photography

With a minor in geology

I always thought it was geography

I asked her where I’d find Romania

And she lied

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind I’d follow

Hollow and blind

But I try, I tried

Red faced and mad

I was an Undergrad

You know I carried her backpack one time

I told her it was nothing

I was fine

The only pain I felt was in my mind

And that bitch didn’t even save me a seat

And she lied

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind I’d follow

Hollow and blind

But I try, I tried

Red faced and mad

I was an Undergrad

I went on home with her to meet her Mom

Drank whiskey on the train and got real bombed

She left me alone on the family cot

But that’s ok cause I hooked up with her sister

Love is not a simple fad

When you’re an Undergrad

Love is not a simple fad

When you’re an Undergrad

Yeah, oh yeah

I was surprised when she broke up with

Apparently I was just way too sweet

Besides her heart belonged to somebody

And then I found her with my roommate Larry!

And she lied

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind I’d follow

Hollow and blind

But I try, I tried

Red faced and mad

I was an Undergrad

Humble Humans

Humble Humans is a Digital Maker of things in Asbury Park, NJ.