You know she majored in photography
With a minor in geology
I always thought it was geography
I asked her where I’d find Romania
And she lied
She’d take me for a ride
In her mind I’d follow
Hollow and blind
But I try, I tried
Red faced and mad
I was an Undergrad
You know I carried her backpack one time
I told her it was nothing
I was fine
The only pain I felt was in my mind
And that bitch didn’t even save me a seat
And she lied
She’d take me for a ride
In her mind I’d follow
Hollow and blind
But I try, I tried
Red faced and mad
I was an Undergrad
I went on home with her to meet her Mom
Drank whiskey on the train and got real bombed
She left me alone on the family cot
But that’s ok cause I hooked up with her sister
Love is not a simple fad
When you’re an Undergrad
Love is not a simple fad
When you’re an Undergrad
Yeah, oh yeah
I was surprised when she broke up with
Apparently I was just way too sweet
Besides her heart belonged to somebody
And then I found her with my roommate Larry!
And she lied
She’d take me for a ride
In her mind I’d follow
Hollow and blind
But I try, I tried
Red faced and mad
I was an Undergrad