Prom

Jenny says she don’t wanna be depressed

cause she looks so good in her satin dress

And we’re playing The Prom

Trevor’s sad, he don’t wanna be mad

But his tux got dirty that he borrowed from his dad

And we’re playing the prom

Yeah we’re playing the prom

The jocks all cleaned up we’re all impressed

But who’s that girl and why’s she wearin my dress?

And we’re playing the prom

The gymnasium never looked so good

We’re the best fucking school in the neighborhood

And we’re playin the prom

Yeah we’re playin the prom

Yeah, so grab a girl or grab a guy

You better be drunk cause we’re already high

Yeah we’re playing the prom

We’re gonnna play all the songs from your favorite groups

Rush, AC/DC, Motley Crue

Yeah we’re playing the prom

Yeah we’re playing the prom

Yeah we’re playing the prom

Yeah we’re playing the prom

Undergrad

You know she majored in photography

With a minor in geology

I always thought it was geography

I asked her where I’d find Romania

And she lied

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind I’d follow

Hollow and blind

But I try, I tried

Red faced and mad

I was an Undergrad

You know I carried her backpack one time

I told her it was nothing

I was fine

The only pain I felt was in my mind

And that bitch didn’t even save me a seat

And she lied

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind I’d follow

Hollow and blind

But I try, I tried

Red faced and mad

I was an Undergrad

I went on home with her to meet her Mom

Drank whiskey on the train and got real bombed

She left me alone on the family cot

But that’s ok cause I hooked up with her sister

Love is not a simple fad

When you’re an Undergrad

Love is not a simple fad

When you’re an Undergrad

Yeah, oh yeah

I was surprised when she broke up with

Apparently I was just way too sweet

Besides her heart belonged to somebody

And then I found her with my roommate Larry!

And she lied

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind I’d follow

Hollow and blind

But I try, I tried

Red faced and mad

I was an Undergrad